编程实现药家鑫

前面转发了一个药家鑫的咆哮体，最近此类时间特别多，笔者闲的蛋疼，随编程调侃一下。各位大虾勿拍，不足指出还烦请指正。

/*
||*************************A_Chinese_person's_whole_life_simulation.c*******************************************||
This program is used to simulate a Chinese person's whole life!I think it's very easy to read and understand!
It's a Open source code!You are free to add any content you want to add!But remember to annotate your code clearly!
Let'begin!
*/

/*
This is a super include file.In the file.The functions have been strengthened here.For example,you can use the 
CCTVprintf() to show something on CCTV instead of the printf() function which can only show infomation on your 
computer screen!You can add other super function into it!But remember to annotate!
*/
#include 

void delay(time_lenth); //this is a delay function.It stands for the normal life time when your status is not bored!

viod main()
{
	while(1)
	{
		if(Your_status==Bored)
		{
			Drive a car;
			Hit a man;
			if(man_status==living)
			{
				if(do_you_have_a_knife==Yes)
					Stab him to death;
				else
					Repeatedly roll him to death;
			}
			if(You_have_a_powerful_or_rich_father==YES)
			{
				Call your father;
				Be sentenced to eight years;
				Call your father;
				Be released from prison immediately;
				CCAVprintf('When killing the man,he lost sight of reason and subjective motive doesn't exist.');
				CCAVprintf('So,he shouldn't be investigated for legal responsibility');
			}
			else
			{
				Be sentenced to death;
				execute immediately;
				CCAVprintf('When killing the man,he ignore the existence of the legal and lead to adverse social impact');
				CCAVprintf('So,no matter who he is,he should severely punished by law.');
			}
		}
		else
		{
			Work hard to earn money just like a slave;
			dalay(several years);
		}
	}
}
void delay(time_lenth)
{
	int i,j=time_lenth;
	for(i=0,i<=j;i++)
	(
		if(Your_status==Bored)
		{
			printf('Your_status is bored now.You can do anything you want,such as driving a car,hitting a man and killing him!!!');
			break;
		}
	)
	else
	(
		CCAVprintf('Do you want to buy a house?Do you want to buy a car?Do you want to marry a wife?');
		CCAVprintf(NO WAY!Just go home and laugh at yourself as a sucker!!!Haha!!!');
	)
}